Baby

We made a wish… and you came true!

Each time a child is born… the world lights up with new possibilities.

When a child is born, so is a mother.

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.

A new baby is like the beginning of all things, hope, a dream of possibilities.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.

A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother’s singing.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have any.

I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”.

When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

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